F1 IR Laser Engraved Baltic Sea Resistance Slate Plaque with Seagull Artwork

1st start with prompt: A surreal black-and-white full-body image of a seagull wearing a T-shirt that reads "Be a seagull, SCREW IT!" With exaggeratedly large eyes and an angry, shocked expression, it stares intensely at the photographer. The bird is detailed, with realistic plumage and beak texture, yet its expression has a cartoonishly human quality. Its feet are encased in oversized rubber boots. The image is presented without a background. The scene is intended to evoke humor and absurdity, blending realism with surreal exaggeration. It features cinematic lighting, shallow depth of field, and a studio composition.